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Pouring from an empty cup…
I’m sitting in my minivan drinking a glass of wine in the parking lot of Mollie’s dance class. Yep. I am. Why? Because it’s Wednesday. And for whatever reason, Wednesdays make my school kids act CRAZY. Like Gnarls Barkley Crazy. At first, I thought it was just a coincidence that it was every Wednesday. But…
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Thriving on chaos
I keep saying I am a glutton for punishment, but a friend rephrased that and told me that it seems that I thrive on chaos. It’s totally true. I am running on fumes most days. Completely out of fuel, exhausted to the bone, but I crave the insanity that is my life. I don’t know…
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Welcome
Hi. Abby here. CEO of Disorganized and Dysfunctional. (Okay, CEO was bold. I’m no CEO. But it just sounded REALLY cool.) Back to the name…Disorganized and Dysfunctional—See that’s pretty much what my life is. We are a MESS. A whole entire mess. One day we are smooth sailing, the next we are slapped with speech…
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Learning to accept your “okayness”
I long to be one of those moms that writes things down in pretty color-coded calendars with fun stickers and pens and every family member has their own personal “snack drawer” in the fridge or pantry and a place to hang their coats and place their shoes when they come into the house. When I…